Confusing weather leaves North unsure what to have for tea

A MIX of cloud, rain, heat and occasional sunshine has left the whole of Northern England with no clear plan for its tea. 

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Astrology is real and Virgos are the worst, scientists confirm

A RESEARCH team has concluded that astrology is real and Virgos are total arseholes to a man. 

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