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Couple grudgingly making meal because they bought all the ingredients

A COUPLE are grimly going through the motions of making a disappointing stir-fry solely because they bought all the ingredients to make it.

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'Not so clever now you can't defend yourself, are you Ukraine?'

UKRAINE is not as good at waging war now it is not allowed missiles or to know where the targets are, the US has mocked.

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