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Dad adds pizza oven to outdoor cooking wank bank

A MAN who already has a top of the range barbecue is giving a new outdoor cooking appliance the eye while lasciviously licking his lips. 

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We ask you: What are you going to regret doing in your garden this weekend?

THE year’s first heatwave is here, and with it the chance to perform indoor activities in full view of your neighbours. What will you be ashamed of doing tomorrow? 

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