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Dare you undertake the epic quest for a £4.50 tub of Heroes?

THEY used to be everywhere. It’s all your sister’s asked you to get in return for her laying on the whole Christmas day. But have you left it too late for a cheap tub of Heroes?

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Six songs that are about how down to f**k Santa is

FATHER Christmas wants you to call him Daddy, and according to these musical masterpieces ’tis the season for him to get some. Listen and believe: 

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