Dirty fries just chips we've dropped, admits pub

THE dish pubs call ‘Dirty Fries’ is just normal fries that were dropped in the kitchen, it has emerged. 

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Five men to have batshit mental celebrity crushes on

DO you have a crush on a dude that makes you question your own sanity? Here are five especially weird people ladies apparently jod one off to: 

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