Dubai chocolate, and other products to queue for at 6am if your life is a bleak and miserable void

SHOPPERS are fighting outside supermarkets for the chance to buy Dubai chocolate, the twats. Were these items ever worth queuing for or mere compensation for empty lives? 

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