Englishman at Burns Night thought it was about dubious meat boiled in an intestine, not bloody poetry

25th January 2024

AN English newcomer to Burns Night believed it was some sort of eating contest for offal and mushy vegetables, not an annual celebration of a national hero.

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Five normal things that celebrities think they're amazing for saying

24th January 2024

CELEBRITIES believe themselves to be almost like normal people for making these unremarkable statements, and believe that to be an achievement: