Family in grip of terrible inability to stop eating

A FAMILY are unable to stop eating handfuls of turkey, mince pies and Quality Street despite not being remotely hungry.

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Seven solid rejoinders to 'Boris is trying his best'

YOU’RE meeting lots of relatives this Christmas and at least one of them will come out with ‘Boris is trying his best’. Here’s how to reply: 

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