Fat people to sue their own sofas

THE UK’s obese are to launch a groundbreaking legal case against their own sofas, they have confirmed. 

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Trump administration to give Farage his own kennel

DONALD Trump’s transition team has already secured a kennel and water bowl for Nigel Farage to use when he visits America.

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