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Fish ask pescatarians what the f**k their deal is

FISH have demanded to know why pescatarians are uncomfortable eating all other animals but fine with chewing up and swallowing their dead flesh.

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Kirstie Allsopp vs Nadine Dorries: Whose side are you grudgingly on?

THE privatisation of Channel 4 has led to harsh words between Kirstie Allsopp and the culture secretary. Which of these two f**king irritating people do you reluctantly support?

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