Five irritating pretensions on restaurant menus

RESTAURANT menus are riddled with pretentious, meaningless bullshit. Here are five examples that will put you right off your food.

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Teachers outside schools with big baskets of GCSEs for anyone who wants one

TEACHERS have announced they will be outside schools all day with big baskets brimming with GCSEs so come and grab as many as you want.

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