Subscribe

Maniac eats chocolate at bottom of Cornetto first

A MAN always eats the bit of chocolate at the bottom of a Cornetto first instead of saving it until the end like a normal person.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

How much more of a twat can Morrissey be?

MORRISSEY has once again depressed everyone by wearing an anti-Muslim ‘For Britain’ badge. But can the former Smiths singer become a bigger knobhead? Here are some suggestions.

Checking article access…

Next story ›