Flexitarian diet perfect for people who like meat and total bollocks

THE flexitarian diet is perfect for people who love both meat and a load of bollocks, it has been claimed.

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Family gives nan a quick call to check she isn't dead

RELATIVES of 84-year-old Mary Fisher have given her a ring just to check she hasn’t died or anything.

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