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Good day, sir! I am a man down the pub trying to sell you shoplifted chocolate

GOOD evening, welcome to this fine inner-city hostelry the tourists do not frequent. Can I tempt you to a large bar of Dairy Milk? 

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Paddington, and five other icons of quirky Britishness that can f**k off now

OUR culture is full of wonderful creations the public once had great affection for who have been overused to the point we now hate them. All these need to piss off: 

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