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Greggs' vegan sausage roll 'is against the will of the people'

THE introduction of vegan sausage rolls by Greggs could be the last straw for disaffected Northern communities, it has been warned.

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Britain returns to pretending to work

BRITAIN’S workers have returned to staring purposefully at their screens for eight hours.

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