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How are you being a twat about Eat Out To Help Out?

ARE you determined to use your food discount to be a pain in the arse to other customers and staff? Here’s how to do it. 

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Why it takes a serial incompetent to tackle incompetence, by Matt Hancock

RECENTLY I’ve noticed columnists saying it’s wrong to appoint useless people to important jobs. As someone with a long history of incompetence, let me explain why they’re wrong.

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