How to be a five-star wanker at a drive-thru

IT’S busy and there’s a queue of cars full of hungry people behind you. How can you cause them the maximum annoyance?

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Man treats himself to warm can of pre-mixed G&T on bus

A MAN has decided that he has earned the little treat of a warm pre-mixed can of gin and tonic on the bus home. 

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