How to move on from ordering the wrong thing in a restaurant

IT’S happened. In the pressure of the moment in a restaurant you panicked and made the wrong choice. Here’s how to accept it and move on.

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'Woke' guy an absolute dick to go out with

A MAN who thinks of himself as ‘woke’ has demonstrated he can still be an enormous pain in the arse to go out with. 

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