Kid who tips crisp crumbs into his mouth clearly going to go far in life

THE future is looking bright for a child who has the skill and confidence to tip crisp crumbs into his mouth, it has been confirmed.

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I'm a British fish, and I'm seriously f**ked off

JACOB Rees-Mogg told Parliament yesterday that fish are better and happier for being British. Well, I’m a British fish, and I’m properly f**ked off.

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