Kids to be sick by lunchtime

THE nation’s children will have eaten so much Easter chocolate they will be sick by lunchtime, it has been confirmed.

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Mindlessly scrolling on your phone: The predictable ways you'll piss your evening away again

GOT grand plans about how you will spend the evening? Forget them. This is what you’ll be doing instead.

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