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Lazy bastard ordering pancakes on Deliveroo

A MAN who cannot summon the basic effort to mix and fry batter has ordered six pancakes via Deliveroo, it has emerged.

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Half of adults to be obese by 2050, unless a hero saves them with a depression and world war

MORE than 50 per cent of all adults will be obese by 2050, unless a visionary can engender a worldwide depression followed by global conflict. 

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