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Man deeply moved by sight of dropped kebab

A MAN experienced a profound rush of emotion after being confronted with the sight of a dropped doner kebab.

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Who knew marrying for money could backfire this badly, by Melania Trump

I THOUGHT it would be easy. Marry rich bloated pig man, have quiet life as scowling clothes hanger, wait to outlive him, then have a lovely time as wizened twiglet in killer heels.

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