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Man misses 12-minute window on 'perfectly ripe' avocado

A MAN has missed the 12-minute window on a ‘perfectly ripe’ avocado.

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Visitors to immaculate house asked to ‘forgive the mess’

VISITORS to a completely spotless house have been asked to ‘forgive the mess’, it has emerged.

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