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Man shocked expensive restaurant nicer

A MAN has been astounded to learn that a Michelin-starred restaurant provides a more enjoyable experience than a Wetherspoons. 

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Where to get your fix of problematic banter now MasterChef has been edited

FEELING you’re missing out on unacceptable jokes now that MasterChef has been sanitised? Here’s where to get your fix of problematic banter.

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