Man stops eating when he is full

A MAN has enjoyed just enough food and is not going to eat any more until the next meal, it has emerged.

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Who said it? Theresa May or a child's doll given life by the dark arts?

THERESA May is a divisive figure in British society, with some people hating her and others wondering how in the name of god she is still prime minister – but who said it? The self-styled ‘New Iron Lady’ or a doll that has been given life by a warlock who seeks to wreak havoc on a young family in small town America?

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