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Man who burned tongue on cup of tea has never felt so betrayed

A MAN who burned his tongue on a cup of tea feels like he has been betrayed by a loyal and trusted friend.

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Six musicians and the year they disappeared up their own arses

EVENTUALLY almost all musicians become unbearable, self-obsessed wankers. But with some you can chart the exact moment it happened. Here are six who took a one-way trip up their own anus.

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