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Man who called meal 'lunch' instead of 'dinner' banished from Yorkshire

A MAN has been told never to return to Yorkshire after accidentally using the wrong name for his midday meal.

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How to have an awful Christmas thanks to the government guidelines

FANCY eating your Christmas dinner with the windows wide open in December while worrying about what exactly you’re allowed to do? Follow the government’s Christmas guidance.

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