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Man who found himself muttering 'Domino-hoo-hoo' considering DIY lobotomy with drill

A MAN who caught himself singing ‘Domino-hoo-hoo’ while considering ordering a pizza is wondering if he can bear to exist in this hellish world.

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Brexit good for ten per cent off

THE UK’s extremely expensive Brexit has, nine years on, translated into a ten per cent off coupon with all valid retailers.

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