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Maniac puts banana in rucksack

AN absolute maniac has been seen putting a banana in their rucksack completely unprotected before then heading off to work.

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Woman has kid just to avoid socialising

A WOMAN has confirmed she only gave birth so that she would no longer have to attend social functions.

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