McDonald's meal not the joyful life-affirming event man expected

A MAN who was thrilled to be going for a drive-through McDonald’s was gutted to remember it is just so-so fast food.

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Ex worried he's missed the window of maximum vulnerability

AN EX is worried he may have missed his chance to use a global crisis to sneak back into his former partner’s life, he has admitted. 

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