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Men sick of having to order steaks rare to not look girly

BRITAIN’S men are feeling oppressed by having to order steaks with loads of blood in order to look manly.

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Are you an optimist like Boris or a traitor to Britain?

WE’RE going to be a ‘can do’, optimistic nation, according to Boris. But have you got what it takes to make Britain great again, or are you a treacherous doubting weasel? Answer these questions.

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