Middle class wives and other things eastern European migrants are obviously not eating

ROYAL Parks have debunked Farage’s claim that eastern Europeans are eating swans. For the avoidance of doubt, neither are they snacking on these:

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Brian Eno, and other chancers who masquerade as experimental geniuses

IF you don’t ‘get’ an artist, it’s not because they’re too clever for you but because, like these guys, they’re purveyors of pseudo-intellectual bollocks: 

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