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Middle class woman counts cheese as a hobby

A MIDDLE class woman has confused a potential suitor by counting cheese as one of her hobbies and interests.

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Ugly munters running out of excuses not to get kissed

WITH mistletoe smooches now permitted, unattractive people are fast running out of reasons for not kissing.

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