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'My main job is blocking the road' admits Ocado driver

AN OCADO delivery driver has admitted that his job is largely to obstruct residential streets for indefinite periods. 

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Saturday girl in New Look directly responsible for company policies and welcomes your feedback

THE teenage girl working in New Look today is in direct in contact with the CEO and will pass on all your thoughts on how the retailer should be operated, she has confirmed.

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