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Nation incapable of not eating stockpiled food

BRITONS are physically incapable of having nice food or booze in the house without shoving it down their greedy throats, they have admitted. 

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Queen already bored of kicking around the same old 1,000-room castle

THE Queen has admitted she is already bored wandering around the same old lavish 1820s state apartments again and again. 

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