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Nation rocked to its core by revelation that most expensive mince pies not necessarily the best

The UK has once again been shaken to its foundations by the discovery that just because a mince pie is expensive does not mean it is the nicest tasting.

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Warhammer shop cancels beauty pageant

A POPULAR high street wargaming store has announced that the beauty pageant it was due to hold today has been cancelled. 

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