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Nobody tosses pancakes, kids told

CHILDREN across Britain have been informed that absolutely nobody turns pancakes over by flipping them up in the air and catching them perfectly in the pan. 

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Guardian thinks women are a team

THE Guardian has decided women are like a big sports team who all women are massive fans of. 

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