Partner always in front of every f**king kitchen drawer man needs to get into

A WOMAN is always standing directly in front of whatever kitchen drawer her partner needs to open.  

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Retired mum yet to find hobby as fulfilling as pestering her children

DESPITE having time to pursue a range of interests, a retired mum has decided what she really enjoys is badgering her grown-up children.

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