Pies stolen in Yorkshire, unsurprisingly

MORE than £25,000 worth of pies have, to the amazement of no-one, been stolen in a Yorkshire pie heist.  

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Gregg Wallace to win public back by asking them to punch him in the stomach as hard as they can

DISGRACED MasterChef presenter Gregg Wallace is to win Britain back by lifting his shirt, tensing his abs and demanding they punch him hard in the stomach. 

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