Pizza Hut is all we deserve, says Britain

BRITAIN has agreed that it no longer deserves Pizza Express and will go back to Pizza Hut.

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Johnson doesn't know meaning of 'favourable treatment', says anyone who's slept with him

BORIS Johnson’s lovers have confirmed that Jennifer Arcuri cannot have received ‘favourable treatment’ because he does not know what it means.

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