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Proposing ordering pudding and proposing instigating an orgy: the similarities

AT any dinner party, one’s thoughts turn to that awkward gap after the main course. And yet pudding, like a five-way sex romp, is impossible to enjoy alone. 

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China announces free fentanyl with every Shein purchase

CHINA has announced that every Shein and Temu purchase now comes with a courtesy gram of fentanyl. 

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