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Scientists still trying to find a worse way to deliver ketchup than those packets

SCIENTISTS have admitted they are working night and day to find a less effective ketchup delivery method than tiny plastic packets. 

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Man joins gym to shed personality

A MAN has joined the gym with the aim of shedding as much of his personality as possible.

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