Six 'pub classics' pubs always f**k up

FANCY eating out? Yearning for a stodgy feast? Avoid these ‘pub classics’ which no pub is capable of making: 

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Man in record 32 friendzones

A MAN is simultaneously in the friendzone of 32 different women, they have confirmed.

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