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Solo diners bring everyone down, admit restaurants

RESTAURANTS have confirmed they refuse booking for lone diners not because they take up a table for two with a meal for one but because they ruin the mood. 

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We ask you: is Britain f**king trying to lose Eurovision?

AFTER a narrow escape with Sam Ryder, is the UK choosing our Eurovision entry so we fail and dodge the expense of hosting its humiliating spectacle? 

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