Speed of local takeaway's turnaround time genuinely concerning

A MAN is concerned that a takeaway can cook and deliver his order in the same amount of time it would take him to make a piece of toast.

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The Crystal Maze, and other shows you're stupid enough to think you'd be brilliant at

DO you spend your time watching telly, eating crisps and saying ‘I could do that?’. Here are some shows you’d make an utter twat of yourself on:

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