Sweating, gasping, red-faced mess of a man confirms he is enjoying curry

A MAN who is simultaneously sweating, weeping, gasping from exertion and emitting smoke claims he is thoroughly enjoying his meal.

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We ask you: which British millionaires would you like to see piss off forever?

MULTI-millionaires are fleeing the UK for shit-boring tax havens in their droves. Which rich Brit would you cheer off at Heathrow?

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