Teenager at university discovering freedom tastes a lot like cheese toasties

A FIRST YEAR student is discovering that the freedom he always longed for tastes like eating the same meal every f**king day.

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92 per cent of men quietly confident they would be good blacksmiths

ALMOST all men are quietly confident that they would make very good blacksmiths, it has emerged.

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