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Teenager's signature dish is toast

A TEENAGER’S trademark recipe is two slices of white bread expertly cooked in a toaster, he has boasted.

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The eleven chancers who list on Facebook Marketplace

SEEN an absolute bargain on Facebook Marketplace? Ready for the physical, emotional and financial toll that will be inflicted faster than you can say ‘Is this still available?’

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