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The gammon's guide to a vegan dinner party

ARE you a gammon invited to a vegan dinner party about to endure your first meat-free meal since accidentally going to a hippy’s house in 1979? Here’s how to survive.

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Couple agree to ruin their weekend by visiting parents

A COUPLE have agreed to write off Saturday and Sunday by grudgingly deciding to spend them with one set of their ageing parents.

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