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Turkey best eaten straight out of the fridge with hands at 11pm, confirm experts

FOOD scientists have confirmed that the best way to eat turkey is in quick little handfuls while standing in a kitchen illuminated only by the fridge.

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Children confirm Christmas Day was perfect day to meet Dad's new girlfriend

THE children of a divorced man have confirmed they could not imagine a better time to meet their father’s new partner than Christmas Day.

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